1. MISSION :
The infamous lizard that had been silently running around my room for the past 6months or so . So I made it my personal mission to catch and release this lizard back into the wild .! hahaha! The little stinker ran under every piece of furniture I own. I cornered him like 5 times and he kept sprinting away like a maniac. So finally, a half hour later(I've been chasing him the whole time), I finally corner him again, and get this, he's so tired he doesn't even try to get away. HAHAHAHAHA. I see him breathing so heavy. Poor, stupid lizard. If only he knew that I was trying to help him, maybe he wouldn't be so stupid..:D
I think he's in shock because he keeps sitting there. For all I know he's still sitting there!
Conclusion!
Chasing lizards could easily become a full time occupation. Better to live peacefully with the natives.
2. I fed my Grandfather’s cows raw carrots and can report they have long black, sticky tongues. *Eeeeeeeeeekssss*

1 comment:
BRAAAVEEEEEEEEEEEE GIRL
i SALUTE you
i DREAD lizards..
show me one
and u can get a blood curdling screeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeam from me
yieksssssssss
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