July 23, 2007 Presentation!! NON-CRAP Substance :)

If u’re going to blog one thing, then blog it well Eh? So If u goin 2 give a presentation, then present it well!! Eh..?

I always used 2 be a very good presenter durin my gud ol' MBA days @ AMITY, i loved 2 hear those applauses it kinda gave me a sense of Confidence and pride in myself! Yea ALL love attention and appreciation :) SO here m Not SELF-PRAISING rather m typin some Fact
*Insert Sign Of modesty* lolzzz!! I stand their Facing My class consisting of Handsome Guys, gigglin gals {Stupid gals errrrr''}, Tryin-To-Be-Reserved creatures, I-Knw-More-than-U Faces *insert sign of disgust*, and ur superkwel Lecturers {GURU is GOD} sparin sum rotten hitler type or loose character type so-called qualified horrendous Funny characters designated as deans :'o but keepin in mind about the actually teachers {Our parents bein the first} and the valuable knowledge we all have received from them,m not goin 2 criticize teachers who impart really knowledge!! Peace! SO ver was I..???? Yea So I stand der....blah blah!This is going to be my best presentation , I think. But just then I notice a vaguely familiar sound--tap, tap, clickety-clack--which in one horrifying moment I recognize--Oops I have more number of audiences! Drop Dead :((



*cough, cough, coughitty-cough-cough-cou-cough cough* ... erm...excuse me ;0 **insert sigh of disgust here* Huh! It happens when u actually nervous even if u r purfecttttly healthy and Fit u show signs of chronical sickness * Funny*.



I start wid my presentation, bein terribly nervous inside and pretendin that m gonna Rock It like never b4 :-D wid Eyes of frds n foes starin @ Me oops my presentation very sincerely, lemme ad here sum1 had said infact people have always givin me comments like "I can proove 2 be a very good teacher and shud opt for academics as I know how 2 keep a huge audience of weird students and Good mix bad students Focus on What-I-Am-talking * "I" "ME"*



PS: Not self-praise again facts juss facts :)

PS2: Its end Well and far better than what i had expected, I love givin presentations Yayayy!!

PS3: Here m not blogging about my experiences of presentations rather i want my readers to know what has helped me gain such confidence and what i have learned from all of It on a whole!

PS4: some of my readers might be Intellectuals and classic presentors and future CEO's :-D {Hope i have sum readers of such calibre, Yea I do Yea I do have! All have the potential 2 proove in sumway! oops m goin off-topic}So please ignore my Crap If u already know all this..and for some sweetypie's who still wanna read and have the courage 2 bear more Crap..READ On..!!





Occasionally, I'm asked by my friends to site them samples of "great slides" or "good PowerPoint." I usually hesitate to site examples of slides since my answer to the question, "what does a great PowerPoint slide might have" might give them an edge over me and then might get more marks *Insert sign of Immaturity* I never used to tell them anything, and used to have this Inhuman feelin in me of keep some Mahan secret with me *Ashamed of myself*

PS:

My frds and people in my class ver sweethearts and gem of persons..they knew more than me i suppose and ver just givin me unnessesary Importance...Love emm' palss!!!

PS2: Again m not being Modest..facts *phew*!

Sp LET my lucky readers get a glimpes of Y i always Was confident in givin pres n its Reasons AREE...* Seems m writin some eassy on it..Huh* Kindly Bear..huh!

1. BE CONFIDENT and dnt have hangovers ;) Mental Visualization: Before the presentation, visualize the room, audience, and you giving the presentation. Mentally go over what you are going to do from the moment you start to the end of the presentation.

2. Show, Don't Tell If you have to TELL your audience that they should care, you're screwed. The motivation for why they should care should be an inherent part of the story, scenarios, examples, graphics, etc. So ACT!

3. Don't waste time trying to prove your credibility, remember that you've already established your credibility—you wouldn't have been invited to speak otherwise. Your job is not to gain more credibility with the audience—your job is not to lose it.

4. Dnt get dissapointed If u get cold responses..Keep up the spirit and carry On! remember
A) Nobody cares
B)Nobody cares
C)Nobody cares.
D} Untill U MAKE THEM CARE....;)


5.FOR the love of god, DO NOT start with history! Example if u presentin somethin on "emotional Intelligence" then u need not start from "How-des-words-originated and When" Start Go 2 the TOPIC!

6. Respect ur audience and dnt expect them to respect U, so dnt show ur I-Know-It-all-attitude! else they might Kill u dead in the Q and A session ;) You demonstrate it by assuming they’re smart. By recognizing what they already bring to the discussion. By not insulting their intelligence. By being prepared. Listen intently to comments and opinions.

7. Focusing and getting to the point is what many presenters miss out on. Attract your listeners from the very begining, and you’ll get a good hold of the audience throughout your talk.

8. Never let the Audience have a gala time when u dying presenting somethin If nothin is workin then do somethin funny 2 regain der attention like Pause and * Shout WIll U GUYS Listen 2 me pullezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz :-D or ju
might make ur Frds and so-calld frds Senti and they might acctualy listen 2 ur Crap If its One that is! Or behave u have some Nasal congestion which can cause and range from a mild annoyance to a life-threatening condition.

9.Your body communicates different impressions to the audience. People not only listen to you, they also watch you. So Emmm' Ahem Act Accordingly :-/ PS: Gals dnt apply heavy make Slids dekhne mein prob hogi :-D

10. Do not wave a pointer around in the air like a wild knight branding a sword to slay a dragon. Use the pointer for what it is intended and then put it down, otherwise the audience will become fixated upon your "sword", instead upon you. hehheheheheheheh!!

11. Do not lean on the podium for long periods. The audience will begin to wonder when you are going to fall over.


12. Speak clearly and loudly enough for all to hear. Do not speak in a monotone voice. Use inflection to emphasize your main points.

13. remember it is better to finish slightly early than to overrun.

14. great presentation is like a good espresso and the mix of ingredients that go into making it up. *Phewwwww* M tired!! givin gyan Is Tough *yawnnnnnnnnnn*


Coffee Ne1?????????

I need to go to the dentist 2day...Y d Hell do I only have such peculiar problems :((( * well dnt perceive i have sum dreadful disease its just a regular check up*.

u guys Have a Gud day!! Tuesdays r Boring I know :(( Wat u people up 2 2day?? after spendin ur precious time readin all shit writtin above ;)...awwwwwwwwwww m so thankful 2 u people really!! well m again gettin Senti...Crap. HUh!

PS: FORGIVE ME FOR GOING OFF-Topic sometimes and Boring u people 2 death..i have a habit so hmmmm Time lagega to get Rid! Plz Bear!! facts hain Bhai m not bein Modest ;).

Love...!

PS: DOsti wala Love.